Friends, Nerds, Artists. Lizards from Space.
Hello. We are the Lizardfolk. Many millennia ago, Our Reptilian Overlord parents came to Earth from the Alpha Draconis star system and infiltrated the highest levels of your human society. Sorry about that. We, too, were groomed to rule and eventually devour the human race. But...we’d really rather eat pizza and play D&D? So we donned our skinsuits to live among you humans full-time. Now we are free to sing showtunes, make weird art, and argue about Star Wars. This is our art collective. We create strange stories and thrilling tales of adventure, both fantastical and mundane. We simulate human connection with our calculating lizard minds. We live in a secret clubhouse under Times Square M&M Store. Please see below for our carefully constructed human identities.
We mean you no harm.